Horoscope
Vision by: thedame

Aries March 21 - April 19

Your current job pays decent, but you do not feel connected to your work. Re-evaluate what you want and need out of your life. Why not give back and volunteer with a Red Cross blood bank?

Taurus April 20 - May 20

You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. By devoting time and energy to VR’s general forum, you can ground yourself and focus on what is really important in life.

Gemini May 21 - June 21

You will be wiped out this month. It would be in your best interest to blow everything off and seek isolation right around the full moon.

Cancer June 22 - July 22

A weary mind can often be relieved with a simple change of scenery. Politely ask your werevampwolve captors if they would allow you to switch cells with the faerie.

Leo July 23 - August 22

Years after losing friends and family members to the call of the night, you will stumble across one at a fetish party. Be suspicious of anyone in PVC and a blindfold.

Virgo August 23 - September 22

You are empathetic and considerate of others. However, there are a growing number of people who think you are a sucker. Put your foot down for once and you’ll earn respect.

Libra September 23 - October 23

Your bite is not mightier than your bark. So stop whining, get a second job, and save up for some classy Hot Topic fangs.

Scorpio October 24 - November 21

Your inability to be social will have a direct affect on your romantic life. Do not be discouraged, there is someone for you- you’re just going to have to check out Transylvania mail order brides.

Sagittarius November 22 - December 21

Put aside your petty differences and start preparing for Armageddon. Learn tae kwon doe, Chinese, stock up on garlic, and make alliances with demons. You can survive as long as you’re willing to do what needs to be done.

Capricorn December 22 - January 19

This month will be no better than the last, but make sure to share all your problems with everyone.

Aquarius January 20 - February 18

Love is in the blood. Ask that special someone to give up a pint to test their true devotion to you. You might be surprised by the answer.

Pisces February 19 - March 20

You are the black hole that sucks the life out of everyone you are around. Instead of being apologetic, wear it like a badge and call it psyvampirism.